Tim Clare had always dreamed of greatness. Of writing a critically-acclaimed bestseller and quitting the rat race of everyday life. The problem was that his friends had got there first and he was... well... nowhere.
Seething with envy, single and still living with his parents, he decided to have one last shot at getting his masterpiece published. After all, things couldn't get any worse. Could they?
From grovelling shamelessly to Jeffrey Archer on a reality TV show to a fraught encounter with The Most Powerful Woman in Publishing, a spectacular mental breakdown to an excruciating suicide pact moment with his dad, Tim soon finds the answer is a resounding 'yes'...